Scooter

Just a quick update.

I'm now training, the school is stuffing me full of well trodden advice and fun games. It's good to have it, but we have to write a full lesson plan as a final assignment followed by an exam. That's a bitch.

The upside is the hotel I'm staying at, more commonly known as the Love Hotel. My room has wall to wall mirrors, decor a 70's porn set designer would be proud of, rooms you can rent by the hour and free Asian/American porn on the T.V. The funniest bit though has to be the noises. Asian girls have a tendency to scream loudly during sex, like you would if being poked with a pointy stick while having a temper tantrum. It's a nuisance when you're trying to sleep.

The pollution in Taipei is quite bad, some scooter drivers use face masks. But in the humidity the smog tends to linger around. But of course if you can't beat them, join them. So my next purchase of any importance will be my very own 2nd hand scooter. Cool! I can't wait to bomb round town on it, scaring the locals with my big horn. ;o)

Martin